I am taking a break from studying and have just been reading Sven’s blog post and everyone’s comments with regards to his crazy week. It got me thinking about the various family stories that people love to tell. More than just reminiscing, you know the kinds that acutely depict that family member’s unique personality and bring a smile to your face, or make you hose yourself with laughter even though you may have heard the story many times before. I thought it may be an idea for us all to post our favourite family anecdotes here. If you agree, post a comment with a story…
I loved the story about Sven’s dad eating someone else’s toasted sandwich while at a business lunch….that is just hilarious. That makes me think of my own father, an interesting and quirky character himself. My father is a man most people respect and hence make the mistake of always taking seriously. He has a rather weird sense of humour and loves teasing people ( an annoying trait that extends to all the male members of our household). Many years ago, when my brother and I were still in school, my parents took us and a friend of his to Langebaan for a short holiday. On the first night, sitting around the braai, my brother’s friend referred to my father as “Mr Green”. My father insisted he did away with formality and instead call him Henry. The young, impressionable friend then proceeded to call him Henry for the duration of the holiday, which is all fine and well….except that my father’s name is Peter.
Then there is the delightful incident where my father unintentionally insulted a rather rude and rigid Austrian waiter, while we were having dinner in The Cotswolds in the UK. He made some remark about the waiter behaving like a Nazi and I thought all hell was about to break loose. When it came to paying the bill, my mother and I decided it was time to escape to the ladies bathroom. The only problem was that the bathroom was hidden behind a false book case and we got decidedly confused and lost. The whole night was like something out of Faulty Towers….
I think I should get my mom to tell the story of when I tried to cheer her up a few years ago, by taking her out for lunch to Melkbos…it was a journey neither one of us can forget!
And if I get started on stories about my darling eccentric late grandfather – a man who collected toys, considered beer to be a meal, got thrown out of a pub in his late eighties, and sold his own “secret” hair gel recipe to his friends (it was wallpaper glue!); well…you get the picture, we’d be here forever.
Family….you gotta love them.






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hahahaha! i love these stories…
mmm where to begin really without takin up all of your comment space allocated? as u well know, the ‘eccentric’ (for sven) gene is a deeply rooted one in my family and so i have many many many stories.. just trying to think of which one to tell….
i think i am gonna need some time on this…. hang on…
ok so if u know my mom you will know that she’s shall we say…. er…. special! so we are at a very sad funeral last year – it is all very sad and sombre and we are all walking in a quiet line behind the coffin. This is the moment my mother chooses to turn around and say at the top of her voice ‘Vicky, did you bring your camera with you – the flowers are so beautiful you should take a picture….’ Well, er, yes…. i told her in a whisper that no one would really want those pictures and that perhaps she should keep it down…..!
Oh the mortification!
can’t wait to hear everyone elses…
I have so many!
Your grandfather was such a character. you should really write a book about him. remember when Uncle Peter (aka your dad or Henry) fell over a sleeping bundle that was me behind the couch after what I can only assume was a drunken dinner party. The expletives after that were something a 7 year old should never hear! I believe that was the famous banana night!
I recounted another very embarrassing story yesterday in the car actually when i assumed someone was jewish as they had a bigger nose. it went ” you dont celebrate xmas do you? ” yes he says I am like “oh what do you do then just have a small thing” ” no we het together with all our family” and so it went on and on with me trying to dig myself out of a huge hole.
Im not saying who though!!!
xxxxx
i know i know hehehehehe!!! that was soo funny!